krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for


D e s o l a t i o n comes upon the sky

(Source: theladycastamere)

consolecadet:

if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style

I would not fuck you in a box

I would not fuck you wearing socks

I would not fuck you here or there

I would not fuck you anywhere

earthdad:

i need more attention and fruit snacks


Listen, what you get up to in the privacy of your own regeneration is your business.

(Source: s-stilinskies)

middle-earth-and-westeros:

If you’re going to stab someone you have to either say “I am no man.” or “The Lannisters send their regards.” sorry I don’t make the rules.

unsulk:

Might go drive somewhere nice like off a cliff